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Episode 82

Bug Hunt

( Week 1 of Dec 2014 )

Cryptozoo: How to cook xenomorphs with Kenji Lopez-Alt

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Vince (legacy)

Smartzi 6 years ago

Come on guys, everyone knows you need to feed your extra terrestrials a diet rich in peanut butter candies for the high fat content

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Dan Beeston (legacy)

Co-Captain 6 years ago

"E.T. phone diabetes clinic"

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Michael Jude Peter Barnes (legacy)

Smartzi 6 years ago

Great interview.

If you want to add a touch of pseudo-scientific hokum you could have delved into the world of Acid-Alkaline foods such as discussed by that wretched hive of scum and villainy naturalnews. The most alkaline food on this completely made up chart http://www.acidalkalinediet.net/acid-alkaline-food-chart.php are raisins with a -21.0 on the imaginary scale of acid to alkaline. Next most alkaline is spinach at -14.0. Obviously to balance the acidic alien flesh you need to eat lots of raisins, -2.3 metric tonnes should about do it.

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Dan Beeston (legacy)

Co-Captain 6 years ago

I believe we may have touched on that in an earlier episode. Something about the Ph of blood and how the body is really good at keeping our Ph steady. But if you eat too much acidic food it can leach your bones a bit.

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Random (legacy)

Smartzi 6 years ago

Wow... only 29? Although "of the 29" sounds cooler than my current surname...

Definite candidate for "Friend of the Podcast". Keep Kenji on your list.

Dan: "So today, we're going to be cooking up... some space lobster."

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