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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Wed 25 May, 2011 10:15 am 
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AAh, didn't know the travels backwards in time part. Just thought it was a particle with cruise control stuck on light-speed. Makes marginally more sense now.


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Wed 25 May, 2011 12:45 pm 
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Technically light always travels at the speed of light.

Just like Greg Wah always travels at the speed of Greg Wah... what else could I do?


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Sat 28 May, 2011 1:56 pm 
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Well, if you were a sub-atomic particle, you could have any one of a number of different attitudes, and each could simultaneously be moving at different speeds. Doing a little dance.

I could go at any number of speeds, were that I don't believe myself individual. The plurality of myself would be all my speeds. The median and mode of the bellcurve wouldn't always be my current speed. I could quite easily not be going my own speed, in that case.


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Tue 31 May, 2011 8:38 am 
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You know, I bet that was one of those bloody quiz things that everyone was doing five years ago... "Which subatomic particle are you?"
Bloody internet.


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Mon 25 Jul, 2011 12:23 am 
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f(x) walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Sorry, we don't cater to functions in here'


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Wed 27 Jul, 2011 12:39 am 
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http://icanhascheezburger.com/2011/07/2 ... ence-puns/


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
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Anybody know some iphone jokes? If know please describe here, because i am in a problem about iphone jokes. My friends are give me a challenge about iphone jokes. Please tell me some iphone jokes.


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
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Does anyone know science jokes about elements,compounds,or mixtures? I have to come up with some joke(that's appropriate) for my science homework, but i cant make up jokes. I also need to draw a picture but i think can deal with that. i just need help with coming up with a joke, or at least and idea for a joke. Yes they can be really lame, as long as its sorta funny and and they have to do with elements,compounds or mixtures.

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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
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I stumbled on this little maths joke gem

http://weknowmemes.com/2012/10/shit-just-got-real-2/

Sh*t just got Real!


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