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 Post subject: Science jokes
PostPosted: Tue 31 Aug, 2010 12:05 am 
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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barkeeper hands him the beer and Neutron asks "How much?"

The barkeep responds "For you mate? No charge".


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Wed 09 Feb, 2011 2:31 pm 
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Overheard this gem on the bus...

A photon walks into a hotel lobby. The concierge asks if the photon would like his bags taken up to his room. The photon replies "I don't have any bags, I'm travelling light".


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Tue 15 Feb, 2011 11:25 pm 
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The Bartender says "Hey, we don't serve Tachyons in this establishment".

A Tachyon walks into a Bar.

...

think about it...


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Thu 10 Mar, 2011 5:01 am 
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Philosophy is a kind of science, right?

René Descartes walks into his local bar, the bartender walks over to serve him and says "What'll it be? Your usual?"

René replies "I think not" and disappears.


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Tue 15 Mar, 2011 3:53 pm 
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A cloud of Helium floats into a bar.

The bartender looks up, spots the Helium and says "Oi! We don't serve your lot in here!" pointing to a sign that says "No noble gases."

The Helium doesn't react.


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Mon 18 Apr, 2011 1:48 am 
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Taken from the Interwebs

A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest says "you can't be in here". The Higg Boson says "but without me how will you have mass?"


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Fri 20 May, 2011 12:15 pm 
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DNABeast wrote:
Neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barkeeper hands him the beer and Neutron asks "How much?"

The barkeep responds "For you mate? No charge".


I've heard an addendum to this one.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The Proton behind the bar hands him the beer and Neutron asks "How much?"
The barkeep responds "For you mate? No charge".
"Are you sure?" asks the Neutron.
"I'm positive."

the second is mine that I made up with my own brane. As a result, it is a little naff.
Early one morning, while listening to the radio and waking up, I heard news of a High Powered Particle Accelerator in the US (presuming this is the RHIC). According to the reports, the US one was smaller than the LHC, however scientists believed that the smaller size may make it more effective and the data it produces more useful.
Given the American 'Bigger is Better' stereotype, this sounded a little defensive... "Well, it may not be bigger but size isn't everything!" that sort of thing.

Which I translated in my bleary, sleep addled head as, "So what you're saying is, 'It's not the size of the accelerator, but the motion of the Boson.'"

*departs under a hail of high velocity organic matter at a advanced stage of decay*


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Mon 23 May, 2011 12:47 pm 
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Pól Rua wrote:
Which I translated in my bleary, sleep addled head as, "So what you're saying is, 'It's not the size of the accelerator, but the motion of the Boson.'"


Bless your little monkey heart :)


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Tue 24 May, 2011 6:34 am 
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Nope, still don't get the tachyon joke.

But here is a video of nerdy jokes, mostly science, some mentioned in this thread already.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrnd63DAH8o

And now speed jokes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ4kL4pI ... ure=relmfu


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 Post subject: Re: Science jokes
PostPosted: Tue 24 May, 2011 12:15 pm 
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A Tachyon is a theorised particle that can't travel slower than light and/or trvaels backwards in time


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