So let me get this right... I am considered to be a "Wise, Old, Violent Owl" Hmmmmm !!!

I'M NOT DEAD !!!!

Quiet, you old hoot, or no kidneys for you!

Pah I need not your Kidney for ....... ...(Dah, Dah, DaaaaH) for I am Super Pharmacy Man

Dr Cunningham is a great guest, I wonder if people seek her out or avoid eye contact at parties when they know what her work involves?

ah the concept of a p0rn buddy has changed from when I first encountered it in a British TV series in 2000 called coupling. Now its all about your browsing history and youtube choices. Then it was a more real word task.

Susan: Jeff!

Jeff: Hello!

Susan: Um, that, ah, that Steve guy…

Jeff: Hm-mmm.

Susan: How well d’you know him? Are you- are you close?

Jeff: Oh sure! We’re porn buddies.

Susan: Porn buddies?

Jeff: Oh yeah. Yeah.

Susan: Is this a code? Were you two in… prison together, or something?

Jeff: No, no, no, it’s, ah, it’s a safety precaution. You know, like a scuba diver dives with a buddy in case he runs out of air.

Susan: Okay, so are you telling me that ah, a porn buddy stands by with oxygen?

Jeff: Noo, no. Many years ago, steve & I exchanged house keys.

Susan: Are you sure this isn’t code?

Jeff: It’s not code.

Susan: Alright.

Jeff: In the event of Steve’s death, the 1st thing I will do, upset though I will be, is go straight to his house and remove all the pornography before his parents can find it!

Susan: snorts a laugh You’re kidding me.

Jeff: Yeah, he’s pledged the same for me. brandishes his fist in susan’s face That’s how close we are!

Susan: You guys have seriously made arrangements to destroy your dirty mags?

Jeff: Who said destroy? Re-moove.

Susan: Yeah, you wouldn’t keep them… Would you?

Jeff: I-it’s a perk…?