The Wah will never get mite bites then

Fleas, possibly.

Mt Fuji. It is done with mirrors

Or all their windows are really HD TV Screens

There couldn't be any "high Jinks" if ALL the blood ran to their heads

Subscribe to the Queen of Hearts Guide to child rearing: "Speak harshly to your child and beat him when he sneezes"

The Inca's did the Teheran thing in South America a long time ago

Recurve bows were invented for use from horseback IE the Mogols

I need to find a way to rid my bed of the dust mites... perhaps a hairdryer and a dehumidifier..?

PURIFY WITH FIRE, BURN EVERYTHING.

Dan's really giving Leonardo a run for his money with that sketch, that is of course Leonardo of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

and in further reviews by Dan: Da Vinci's the Mona Lisa "is a bit crap", Beethoven's fifth is "really repetitive" and "that Shakespeare can drone on and on".

You know why babies time their smiles in the best way to get a smile back? It's because the timing is the right timing for human communication. Babies are super stressed by faces that don't communicate with them. Especially if it's a caregiver. See the Tronick Still face Experiment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apzXGEbZht0 Babies are super social. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG89Qxw30BM