Okay. This is the deal. Are you from a place that isn't Australia? We want to hear you try to do an Australian Accent. We shall delight in the cheeky bad ones. We shall applaud the good ones. We shall embarrass ourselves trying to speak like you.

What we need.

• We need to hear your original accent. Say a sentence or two that can help us mimic your original dialect.
• We need you to try speaking a handful of lines of dialogue in what you see as an Australian accent.
• If you would like your voice to appear at the front of an episode you can also record the line "Greg Wah and Dan Beeston are Smart Enough to know Better". This can be in whatever accent you choose. We'll try to use all of the ones that we receive.

The competition closes when entries stop coming in or when we get bored. The winner will get an official Cryptozoo shirt.

e-mail dan@smartenough.org